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How to Make the Most of the Excessively Happy Puppy Syndrome

Back coz of popular demand, the second in the series of the Human Invisibility Aspect -

This post is all about how you can escape the attention of all humans by plastering a wide (insane) smile on your face, asking irritating questions, and generally intruding on others’ personal space all in the name of curiosity.

If this fails to work (sometimes people are excessively nice and patient with you) try and relate all your memories and weave them into your conversation. For those of you who have seen American Pie – the “and this one time at the band camp…” should ring a bell. Remember to laugh a lot and giggle.

Oh and taking a leaf from real life, you could also try having a serious discussion with somebody and playing an imaginary piano in the middle of it. (I swear I saw a girl doing this!)

Wear lots of happy bright colors and generally behave like it’s the best day you’ve ever lived. If others try and dampen you with their woes, tell them about all the good things they should think about like fresh air and sunshine (if this doesn’t remind them how petty their problems are nothing will) and they’ll leave you to your disgustingly happy mood.

Mission Accomplished!

8 Responses to “How to Make the Most of the Excessively Happy Puppy Syndrome”

  1. # Blogger Rohan D'souza

    You have actually acomplished the impossible in other words, i mean what were all the shrinks from our time doing research for.

    Its all here written clear... you can have it .... and eat it. This is a wierd topic i think it desreves some light from my blog as well.  

  2. # Anonymous Harish

    myaaaadam... wasts up? that was a nice one! :D  

  3. # Anonymous ro

    The Piano part i have seen in this part of the world too.

    I saw a guy just standing like Michael Jackson in a meating with a wierd stance, alternating between smile and seriousness.

    He dint care what was spoken or why, he did on a regular basis maintain his stance - dance.  

  4. # Blogger Arul Prasad

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  5. # Blogger Arul Prasad

    Haven't read your posts yet.. (to be truthful, started reading, but then... come on da, its 7:30 in the evening... Am not able to take anything into my head, its clogged with Flash and ... what else, just Flash!) Just wanted to let you know that I passed by today.

    Be sure, Am gonna be back.

    Soon  

  6. # Blogger ntvs29gxvx

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  7. # Anonymous chitty

    yenti aunty???
    u referred to me as a 'happy puppy' the other day.... (at opus)
    and generally u do...
    may I atleast take the credit by saying i think im ur biggest sinspiration behind this blog? hehehehe

    "ARF"

    PS: Keep smiling..it bugs everyone else
    PS 2: no P.S.  

  8. # Blogger goofsta

    how bout the counter offense as an option???

    I've tried...though ended up with a black eye n a coupla broken bones.....y don't you try it out n let me know what the outcome is...

    kekekekekekekekekekeke  

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