They knew i was happy... they couldn't stand to see the smile on my face. "how dare she smile! doesn't she know how adversely that can affect other's moods? before you know it we'll have many more people smiling and then they'll think its 'fun' to come here", they thought. So they conspired... they didn't even hold meetings and draw up a plan and stuff.. just conspired.. like a common understanding ran through their minds.
i was happy. happy in my own little world... all i wanted was to be left alone so i could float along my river of happiness and smile my tiny smiles. Little did i know... little did i suspect that there was a conspiracy..
First they disrupted my floating.. then they sent me on an errand into a dark forest and made me believe it was a meadow.. aahh when the dark shadow of self-respect confronted me... *shudder* it warned me to go stand in my own grounds and not budge.
i the doormat went meekly to do the monster's bidding. i'm sure i saw a smirk on their faces even as they sympathised with my encounter. Go back they cajoled and face ur monster.. i couldn't very well appear a coward in front of them could i? no.. so i went.
There i stood one foot into the forest and the other firmly planted in my ground. Even as the shudders racked my body and befuddled my mind.. a clear question rang out.. which was the real monster that stole my smile?
i was happy. happy in my own little world... all i wanted was to be left alone so i could float along my river of happiness and smile my tiny smiles. Little did i know... little did i suspect that there was a conspiracy..
First they disrupted my floating.. then they sent me on an errand into a dark forest and made me believe it was a meadow.. aahh when the dark shadow of self-respect confronted me... *shudder* it warned me to go stand in my own grounds and not budge.
i the doormat went meekly to do the monster's bidding. i'm sure i saw a smirk on their faces even as they sympathised with my encounter. Go back they cajoled and face ur monster.. i couldn't very well appear a coward in front of them could i? no.. so i went.
There i stood one foot into the forest and the other firmly planted in my ground. Even as the shudders racked my body and befuddled my mind.. a clear question rang out.. which was the real monster that stole my smile?
woah.
please say more.
more
:P
ok ok .. t'was abt being asked to bend over.... and me asking them to go f**k a lemon.. and inbetween it all.. me wondering if i cud've handled it better without losing my good cheer.
Dunno if that's what you meant by more..
wow
this world is so full of conspiracy theories or what?
but as a wise friend told me, its important to face these monsters on the basis of principle more than anything else :)
duuuuuuuuuuuuuuh
how does one f*** a lemon??
sex ed class may-dum!!!!!!
Trauma Queen stole the words right out of my mouth. How does one fuck a lemon?
is lemon juice what happens when the lemon has an orgasm?
ew gross!
man i used to love lemon juice (what we call lemonade in india) till i read autogato's comment