:::all things bright and beautiful:::

She drowns out the silence with her toys
She winds them up one by one till the clangs and rattles
Fill her head up so she can't hear the vaccum
She smiles

Someday the toys will die
Who will save her from the deafening truth then?

PETER KAY's one liners:

1. I saw a woman wearing a sweatshirt with 'Guess' on it. I said 'Thyroid problem?'



2. When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bike. Then I realised that The Lord doesn't work that way, so I stole one and asked him to forgive me.



3. I went to a restaurant that serves 'breakfast at any time'. So I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance.



4. A cement mixer collided with a prison van on the Kingston Bypass. Motorists are asked to be on the lookout for 16 hardened criminals.



5. I think animal testing is a terrible idea; they get all nervous and give the wrong answers.



6. You know that look women get when they want sex? No, me neither.



7. I was the kid next door's imaginary friend.



8. Right now I'm having amnesia and deja vu at the same time. I think I've forgotten this before.

~ so showcased graemephillips on his blog.

P.S. - the thought showcased is Peter's.