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Thought showcase - exhibit #2

PETER KAY's one liners:

  1. I saw a woman wearing a sweatshirt with 'Guess' on it. I said 'Thyroid problem?'

  2. When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bike. Then I realised that The Lord doesn't work that way, so I stole one and asked him to forgive me.

  3. I went to a restaurant that serves 'breakfast at any time'. So I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance.

  4. A cement mixer collided with a prison van on the Kingston Bypass. Motorists are asked to be on the lookout for 16 hardened criminals.

  5. I think animal testing is a terrible idea; they get all nervous and give the wrong answers.

  6. You know that look women get when they want sex? No, me neither.

  7. I was the kid next door's imaginary friend.

  8. Right now I'm having amnesia and deja vu at the same time. I think I've forgotten this before.

~ so showcased graemephillips on his blog.

P.S. - the thought showcased is Peter's.

2 Responses to “Thought showcase - exhibit #2”

  1. # Blogger autogato

    THose are clever!
    Thanks, I needed a good laugh.  

  2. # Blogger autogato

    THe thyroid one is a bit mean, but especially clever.  

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