PETER KAY's one liners:
~ so showcased graemephillips on his blog.
P.S. - the thought showcased is Peter's.
- I saw a woman wearing a sweatshirt with 'Guess' on it. I said 'Thyroid problem?'
- When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bike. Then I realised that The Lord doesn't work that way, so I stole one and asked him to forgive me.
- I went to a restaurant that serves 'breakfast at any time'. So I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance.
- A cement mixer collided with a prison van on the Kingston Bypass. Motorists are asked to be on the lookout for 16 hardened criminals.
- I think animal testing is a terrible idea; they get all nervous and give the wrong answers.
- You know that look women get when they want sex? No, me neither.
- I was the kid next door's imaginary friend.
- Right now I'm having amnesia and deja vu at the same time. I think I've forgotten this before.
~ so showcased graemephillips on his blog.
P.S. - the thought showcased is Peter's.
THose are clever!
Thanks, I needed a good laugh.
THe thyroid one is a bit mean, but especially clever.